Whether you're an anarcho-capitalist or just some other bizarre amalgam, like a statist for instance, this could be your starting point. After all... it's just $5... relax... only 'playing with you'... still... damn cheapskate... :-(
Or... ask us if you want even more problems, by following our "expert" advice... not all anarcho-capitalists are techno-savvy... but we'll do what we can... though it won't be much... ;-)