Statist idiot: Hillary Clinton doesn't know how to use a fax machine

cannot be the only carbon-based life form on Earth who fell a little bit in love with Hillary Clinton when it was revealed on Wednesday that she cannot use a fax machine.

Statist idiot: Hillary Clinton doesn't know how to use a fax machine 1436078145353

Statist idiot: Hillary Clinton doesn't know how to use a fax machine 1436078145353

And not in an adorable, Gen-Y, "what is a fax machine, old person with kind eyes?" way either. No, Hillary Clinton – a woman in her late sixties whose professional career has witnessed the fax machine's entire trajectory from infancy to ascendancy and thence to redundancy – cannot use a fax machine because they are just stupid and annoying and it's not her fault.

Clinton's refreshing fax-fail was revealed in the blizzard of her private emails released last week for reasons only trainspotters can now readily recall. Her exchange with aide Huma Abedin (a woman who - being married to serial social media willy-waver Anthony Wiener - has ample cause to distrust any image-based form of electronic communication) occurred in December 2009 and carries the subject line: "Can you hang up the fax line, they will call again and try fax".

HC: I thought it was supposed to be off hook to work?

http://www.smh.com.au/comment/hillary-clinton-takes-the-knocks-but-keeps-on-trucking-20150704-gi4jz5

Statist idiot: Hillary Clinton doesn't know how to use a fax machine

Statist idiot: Hillary Clinton doesn't know how to use a fax machine

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