UK Chief of PoLice: We're sick of fat cops 'waddling'
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Subject: UK Chief of PoLice: We're sick of fat cops 'waddling' Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:29 am
People are fed up with fat bobbies ‘waddling down the road’, Britain’s top police chief admitted yesterday.
Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe said there is no place on the thin blue line for unfit officers who arrive at crimes struggling for breath.
He said the standard of the new annual police fitness test is too low and that those who fail should be kicked out.
The Scotland Yard boss said: ‘It’s taken too long to get the annual test, but it will start to have an increasing impact.
‘For me, the standard is too low, I think it should be higher. It’s relatively easy to pass.’
The top officer added that those who fail to make the grade should be given time to lose weight and get fitter.
But he added: ‘If they don’t, then we haven’t got a job for them. I think you’ ve got a duty to your colleagues.
‘If they shout for help, they want fit people to come. They don’t want somebody waddling down the road who’s never going to arrive, and when they get there they’re out of breath.’
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Subject: Re: UK Chief of PoLice: We're sick of fat cops 'waddling' Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:44 am
What's wrong with waddling, lol?
If one adds NZ quacking, it's a perfect fit!
We even have FigaroFatz to provide the elocution lessons...
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Subject: Re: UK Chief of PoLice: We're sick of fat cops 'waddling' Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:52 am
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UK Chief of PoLice: We're sick of fat cops 'waddling'
Subject: UK Chief of PoLice: We're sick of fat cops 'waddling' 
Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:29 am
