Queen wants parasite Kate Middleton to get a pseudo job

The Queen wants Prince William's girlfriend Kate Middleton to work for a charity ahead of their much-anticipated engagement being announced later this year.

Royal aides have revealed the Queen has privately suggested the 26-year-old should work with a children's or animal charity to help counter perceptions she only wants to party and shop until William pops the question.

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Friends of the couple have also told The Mail on Sunday that plans are in place for Clarence House to announce the couple's engagement around Christmas time, ahead of a royal wedding in May or June next year.

However, the Queen is convinced both William and Kate should both be working before any announcement is made.

"There is concern at the very highest level that Kate Middleton still does not have a job," one royal source told the newspaper.

"The Queen is keen that the monarchy should lead by example and that the princes and their girlfriends should all be seen to be hard workers.

"The Queen has made it known that she feels Kate should get involved with a charity, possibly an animal charity, where she can be seen to be doing something proactive and something entirely safe.

"It is important that Kate isn't seen to be doing anything controversial, and she needs to do something completely different from any of the charity work that Diana did."

Kate is believed to have already received several invitations to work with various charities, including some involving children, but has turned most of them down.

However she is a committee member of a roller-disco fundraising event for Oxford Children's Hospital.

"She has quite a bad reputation for being rude when it comes to responding to letters," one friend told the newspaper.

"She often fails to RSVP when she is asked to attend events. She once failed to reply to a wedding invitation from one of William's friends and it didn't go down very well."

Kate has not worked full time since giving up her job as an accessories buyer for fashion chain Jigsaw last November.

Meanwhile, Prince William has carved out a successful army career and completed stints with the Royal Navy and Royal Air Force.

His next mission is to spend six weeks with the elite Special Services before continuing his training at the Ministry of Defence headquarters and the Foreign Office.

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Queen wants parasite Kate Middleton to get a pseudo job

Queen wants parasite Kate Middleton to get a pseudo job

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