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PostSubject: Thank the evil statists: Why I'm too scared to do my taxes   Thank the evil statists: Why I'm too scared to do my taxes Icon_minitimeWed Apr 09, 2014 9:26 pm

It's tax time. I'm too scared to do my taxes. I'm sure I'll get something wrong and my enemies in government will persecute -- no, I mean prosecute -- me. So I hired Bob.

Bob's my accountant. I like Bob, but I don't like that I have to have an accountant. I don't want to spend time keeping records and talking to Bob about boring things I don't understand, and I really don't want to pay Bob. But I have to.

What a waste. Once, I calculated what I could do with the money I give Bob. I could have a fancy dinner out 200 times. I could buy a motorcycle. I could take a cruise ship all the way from New York to Venice, Italy, and back.

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More:  http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/04/09/why-im-too-scared-to-do-my-taxes/
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