Funny: Do intelligent people drink more beer?

Subject: Funny: Do intelligent people drink more beer? Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:32 am

I believe that the answer was aired in an episode of that great 1982 "documentary" on bar life named "Cheers" in an exchange between the proverbial "font of knowledge" Cliff and bar fly Norm-

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

All that is left to say on the matter is-

prost; salud; sant'e; i sveikata; Iechyd da !!

Funny: Do intelligent people drink more beer?

Funny: Do intelligent people drink more beer?

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