Funny: “What’s riskier than being poor in America?” Here are 50 examples…

So, an MSNBC leftist loon screams at her guests, “What in the world is riskier than being a poor person in America?”

Well, offhand, I can think of 50 things that are much, much riskier. Feel free to add some of your own in the comments section.

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50 things that are riskier than being poor in America:

Being poor anywhere in the Third World

Being a Christian in the Muslim world

Being a Jew in the Muslim world

Being a woman in the Muslim world

Being a secularist in the Muslim world

Being a Hindu in the Muslim world

Being a Buddhist in the Muslim world

Being a Baha’i in the Muslim world

Being gay in the Muslim world

Being a Christian, Jew, woman, secularist, Hindu, Buddhist, Baha’i, or gay in European cities with Muslim majorities

Being a female baby in China

Being a female baby in India

Living in Chicago

Drawing Mohammed

Being a U.S. soldier in Iraq

Being a U.S. soldier in Afghanistan

Being an Israeli living near the Gaza border

Being an Israeli taking a bus to work

Being an Israeli on vacation

Living in a Mexican/American border town on the Mexican side

Living in a Mexican/American border town on the American side

Being a critic of Vladimir Putin

Investing with Jon Corzine

Being a black American conservative

Being a U.S. border agent armed with beanbag guns while your government is giving drug lords automatic weapons

Being a Muslim who converts to another faith

Being a woman at an “Occupy” camp

Being a law-abiding citizen in a country that bans legal gun ownership

Being David Stein, pretty much every friggin’ day

Being an Apple employee in China who screws up on the assembly line

Being that employee’s supervisor

Being the supervisor’s family when they are charged for the bullet

Being a Hindu bride with an insufficient dowry

Being a Hollywood conservative

Being a North Korean who enjoys seconds at dinner

Being anyone with the last name “Lohan”

Being a competent journalist at the L.A. Times

Being a woman who accepts a drink from Roman Polanski

Being a woman who accepts a ride from a Kennedy

Being a woman who goes home with Julian Assange

Being a Cuban who asks his doctor if he can go to one of those amazing hospitals featured in Michael Moore’s “Sicko”

Being a “white Hispanic” who is concerned about crime in his neighborhood

Being a Londoner who wants to eat bacon, walk a dog, or own a pig figurine

Being a white farmer in Zimbabwe

Being anyone in Zimbabwe who pisses off Robert Mugabe

Being an independent media outlet in Venezuela

Being married to Sean Penn

Being a good teacher in a U.S. public school who defies the union

Being one of Obama’s Third World relatives

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Funny: “What’s riskier than being poor in America?” Here are 50 examples…

Funny: “What’s riskier than being poor in America?” Here are 50 examples…

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