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PostSubject: Funny: Apple lawyers 'smoking crack', says judge   Funny: Apple lawyers 'smoking crack', says judge Icon_minitimeFri Aug 17, 2012 3:52 am
We knew the courtroom battle between Apple and Samsung would be epic, but who could have guessed it would be so entertaining?

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Your honour, I can assure you, I'm not smoking crack

On Thursday, US District Judge Lucy Koh wondered aloud if one of Apple's lawyers was smoking crack.

The judge was not concerned about his health, but rather frustrated over Apple's submission of a 75-page briefing that outlined more than 20 additional witnesses Apple planned to call in the four hours it had left before the jury.
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"I mean come on. Seventy-five pages! Seventy-five pages!" Judge Koh said, CNET reports. "You want me to do an order on 75 pages, [and] unless you're smoking crack, you know these witnesses aren't going to be called when you have less than four hours."

Apple's lawyer Bill Lee, took the comment in stride. "Your honour, I can assure you, I'm not smoking crack," he said, according to CNET.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/apple-lawyers-smoking-crack-says-judge-20120817-24c5o.html#ixzz23mu5o4gn
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