CovOps
Location : Ether-Sphere Job/hobbies : Irrationality Exterminator Humor : Über Serious
| Subject: Funnies by Groucho Marx Thu May 31, 2012 6:13 pm | |
| What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. |
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RR Phantom
Location : Wasted Space Job/hobbies : Cayman Islands Actuary
| Subject: Re: Funnies by Groucho Marx Thu May 31, 2012 6:24 pm | |
| - CovOps wrote:
- I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car airplane. |
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CovOps
Location : Ether-Sphere Job/hobbies : Irrationality Exterminator Humor : Über Serious
| Subject: Re: Funnies by Groucho Marx Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:07 pm | |
| Groucho Marx once said "I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."
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