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| Subject: Funny: Top Secret: The Chinese envoy's briefing paper on the Great Southern Province's economic prospects Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:34 pm | |
| ECONO-LEAKS (a new service involved in the exclusive gathering of economic intelligence) has intercepted the following secret cable transmissions from the Chinese envoy to the leaders in Beijing on the prospects for Australia. The first cable covers Australia's vulnerability to China and the European debt crisis.
Your Excellency, I am pleased to present the requested report on the economic outlook for the Great Southern Province of China, currently referred to by the local population as ''Australia''. For convenience I will refer to the country by this older name. |
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