The bible is being translated into LOLSpeak

Subject: The bible is being translated into LOLSpeak Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:52 pm

A concentrated effort is under way, somewhere on the Internets, in translating the entire Bible into LOLSpeak. So far, about 60% of the Good Book has been converted to LOLSpeak, (also known as Internet Pigdin), with the rest scheduled to be finished in 2008. While the biblical stories remain the same, there has been some ... liberties taken. For instance, God has been replaced by the "Ceiling Cat" which has divine dominion over all, including all of the "kittens" (humans.)

Here is a selection from the book of Luke:

Ceiling Cat sended Gabriowl, a hovr d00d, to Nazareth (dat is a citi in Galilee) to a virgn naemd Mary. She wuz engajded to a d00d naemd Joseph. Gabriowl wuz liek "O hai Mary, u iz realli nice. Ceiling Cat iz wif u." Mary wuz kiend of worrid about dat.But teh hovr d00d wuz all "Doant be afraid. Ceiling Cat iz happi wif u. U iz gonna hav a kittn. Naem him Jebus. He wil be graet. He wil be teh kittn of Ceiling Cat an his daddi will give him David's chaer. He wil r00l Jacob's house forevr."

Mary wuz liek "O rly, i iz a virgn remembr." Gabriowl wuz all "Ceiling Cat wil take caer of it."Elizabeth iz goin to hav a kittn n evribodi seded it wuz imposubl." Nothin iz imposubl for Ceiling Cat."

Mary sed "I is happi to do Ceiling Cat's work. Liek u sai." N Gabriowl lefted.

The project is being undertaken as a Wiki, so that anyone can contribute by 'translating' biblical passages yet translated. The LOLSpeak project was undoubtedly influenced by the success of the popular icanhascheezburger.com website which matches funny pictures of cats with semi-sensical comments written with little regard for the conventions of the English language.

This website surely joins the Brick Testament (which depicts biblical scenes in LEGO) as being one of the more sacrilegious, humorous websites on the Interwebs.

Here's a parting passage from Matthew 2:

king herod (teh n00b king) was campin like a ub3r n00b near der, n when he heared this he wuz liek “omfg hez in mah empaire, steelin ma gloriez (an mai cookiez wtf)?!??! n all d pplz in Jerusalem wuz leik “hey yea wtf?!” So he got all d pplz who are has teh smartz, ne he sayed “sry im n00b but lol srsly wer doez king j00 spawn?” N dey sed to him “lol.. d00d, obviusly king j00 spawns in beetleham, ceiling cat saied to sum guy wun time “oi rait dis down n stuff” n he rited: “dw beetleham, u r not teh fail, cuz from u iz gunna come dis leet d00d who cn pwn evry1 n is haz cookiez. Hez gunna save teh ppl of Israel n whatnot.”

And if you are wondering -- no, this is not an April's Fools joke. It'd be too hard to make something like this up.

http://www.neoseeker.com/news/story/7829/

LOL!! G00D 5tuff!

The bible is being translated into LOLSpeak

The bible is being translated into LOLSpeak

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