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PostSubject: Funny: Police shoot fake aligator   Funny: Police shoot fake aligator Icon_minitimeSat Jun 04, 2011 5:28 am

Police responding to a rare alligator sighting in suburban Kansas City took quick action to dispatch of the beast, shooting it in the head, as instructed, while it lurked menacingly in the weeds leading down to a pond.

It wasn't until a second rifle shot bounced off the reptile's head that the officers realised they had mortally wounded a concrete lawn ornament.

A resident of a subdivision near the pond called police Saturday evening to report that his children spotted the alligator while they were playing in some nearby woods.

After consulting a conservation agent, who told them to kill the gator if they felt it posed a danger, one of the officers shot it twice in the head before realizing something was up, said Tom Gentry, an Independence police spokesman.

"It didn't move," Gentry said. "They inched up closer and closer and discovered it was a mock-up of a real alligator made to look like it was real."

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PostSubject: Re: Funny: Police shoot fake aligator   Funny: Police shoot fake aligator Icon_minitimeSat Jun 04, 2011 5:33 am

Brainiacs... our 'protectors'...

Oh man
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