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PostSubject: Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table ($20,000 bond)   Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table ($20,000 bond) Icon_minitimeFri Mar 28, 2008 10:14 pm

Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

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During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.


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Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table ($20,000 bond) Vide
PostSubject: Re: Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table ($20,000 bond)   Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table ($20,000 bond) Icon_minitimeFri Mar 28, 2008 10:25 pm

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Well, on the plus side, it's cheaper than dating!

But the cops are truly idiotic when it comes to this type of thing... fucking $20.000 bond!!! WTF???
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