Funny: Single Female, 39, Seeks the Right Corporation for First-Ever Corporate-Human “Merger” Wedding

The search for a corporate husband will "commemorate" the 1st anniversary of the Citizens United Supreme Court ruling re-affirming corporate personhood.

On January 21st, 2010 the Supreme Court of the United States re-affirmed that Corporations have the same Constitutional rights as people (Citizens United v FEC). In commemoration of that decision there will commence a national search for the ideal corporate groom for a mere mortal, Ms. Sarah “echo” Steiner, who has made it clear that she intends to take the Supreme Court at its word and honor her marriage when she finds a suitable candidate.

The search is on. A press conference will kick off the event on Saturday, January 22, 2011 at 2:00 p.m. at the Little Owl in Lake Worth, Florida located at 527 N. Dixie Highway. At this time, Ms. Steiner is expected to announce her decision to search for a suitable corporation to marry. There have been rumors circulating that a number of potential corporate grooms are already in the running (including green colored corporate persons).

So mark you calendars, tell your friends, and spread the word: if corporations are persons, then let us celebrate the end of discrimination against them by permitting them to get married just like everyone else… well, almost everyone else. See you there!!!

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Funny: Single Female, 39, Seeks the Right Corporation for First-Ever Corporate-Human “Merger” Wedding

Funny: Single Female, 39, Seeks the Right Corporation for First-Ever Corporate-Human “Merger” Wedding

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