Fearless leader's invincible commie soccer team, butchered 7 to 0

World Cup: North Korea Coach Falls On His Sword

Perhaps Kim Jong Il will blame AT&T.

Somehow, the telepathic signals that he is said to send to his coach before, during and after a game bounced like the Jabulani ball and disappeared into the ether.

What else could explain a 7-0 dismantling of the North Korean threat by Portugal?

The wave interference must have happened after 29 minutes.

Until then, North Korea was the same, composed, organized team that had made Brazil wonder when its own President might offer a few telepathic signals.

Suddenly, Tiago shared a delightful brainwave with Meireles and North Korea was bounced into bewilderment.

North Korea the country, I mean.

This game was the first that was known to have been televised live in the land that time might never have known. Apparently, a dispute with South Korea, which controls the TV signals, was somehow resolved.

So many North Koreans, desperate to believe in the omnipotence of their Supreme Leader, must have choked on their breath, as they saw six more goals shoveled into North Korean hearts by the dainty, confident Portuguese.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31751_162-20008367-10391697.html

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Fearless leader's invincible commie soccer team, butchered 7 to 0

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