Funny: Thief caught after falling into slurry pit

The man, who is aged in his 20s, tried to steal the vehicle from Folletts Farm, near Bridgwater, Somerset.

But he was disturbed by beef farmer Lance House, 50, and fell into a deep slurry pit as he fled through the darkness.

Four fire crews were called to the scene and spent one hour rescuing him from the excrement using ropes and specialist equipment.

The man, from Bridgwater, Somerset, was then arrested by police on suspicion of attempted theft of a motor vehicle and released on bail.

"We heard the tractor running late at night and found this lad reversing it across the yard who was high as a kite on drugs or alcohol," Mr House said.

''He jumped out while it was moving and ran off and then I was looking around and started hearing someone shouting 'help, help.'

''I found him with a torch in the slurry pit. He had fallen in while running away and only his head was coming out of the slurry."

He added: ''I called the fire brigade and police. If we hadn't been there he would have died and that's not a nice way to go.

''They took about an hour getting him out of there with ropes.''

Christine Barnett, who also lives on the farm, revealed that the unnamed man had to be treated by paramedics after escaping the pit.

She added: ''I actually felt quite sorry for him - he was frightened to death. It must have been scary for him.

''While we were waiting for the fire brigade he was telling me how sorry he was and how he would never do it again. He really was up to his neck in it.''

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6841133/Suspected-thief-caught-after-falling-into-slurry-pit.html

Shit happens!

:Mwahahaha:

Funny: Thief caught after falling into slurry pit

Funny: Thief caught after falling into slurry pit

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