Funny: Mr. Goxx the Trading Hamster Beat Warren Buffet, Nasdaq, S&P 500 etc.

Although the shady world of crypto is steeped in fraudulent get-rich-quick schemes and endless controversy, it also has a much lighter side. For example, in September 2021, a successful investor by the name of Mr. Goxx made headlines for his astonishing insight into the digital currency market. After only a few months of trading, he was already up 20% on his initial investment and was said to be performing better than many of the professionals. That’s remarkable, especially when you consider that Mr. Goxx was a hamster.

Yes, somehow, a small furry rodent on Twitch became a cryptocurrency expert and was playing the market better than many actual investors. Mr. Goxx would select a cryptocurrency to trade via his “intention wheel” then disappear down one of two tunnels, either buy or sell. Each time the esteemed investor scurried through a tunnel, a trade was made.

The masterminds behind Mr. Goxx were two German 30-something men with an interest in digital coins. They gave their pet hamster €326 (a little shy of $400) to play with, and within a few months, he was already up 19.41%. Somehow, the plucky Mr. Goxx managed to outperform the FTSE 100 and Dow Jones stock markets, as well as major investment companies like Berkshire Hathaway.

Sadly he died soon after finding fame, his furry crypto wisdom lost forever.

.https://www.nation.lk/online/ten-unusual-facts-about-cryptocurrency-157824.html

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Funny: Mr. Goxx the Trading Hamster Beat Warren Buffet, Nasdaq, S&P 500 etc.

Funny: Mr. Goxx the Trading Hamster Beat Warren Buffet, Nasdaq, S&P 500 etc.

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