RR Phantom
Location : Wasted Space Job/hobbies : Cayman Islands Actuary
| Subject: Funny: Leftist philosopher hunting trip Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:17 pm | |
| A couple of hunters named Marx and Derrida are out in the woods when Marx falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Derrida whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. The operator answers "This is Operator Rawls. What's your emergency?" Derrida gasps to Operator Rawls: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" Operator Rawls says: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a shot is heard. Derrida's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what? |
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