Funny: Won't someone think of the wealthy? Charity helps rich people lost at home

Imagine living in a house so big that you get lost in it on a regular basis.

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Well, thanks to a new 'charity', you can help some of the one-per-centers suffering in exactly that way.

American comedy group The Bilderbergers came up with the American Gold Cross to try to fix the problem.

The Gold Cross is a charity designed to help wealthy people that are suffering due to the size of their houses.

"They're scared and confused, all because they're lost in their own gigantic houses," says the presenter, while a rich man cowers on the stairs of his oversized house.

"No one should have to suffer for living in the enormous home they bought or inherited."

In the short clip, we're told the American Gold Cross supplies wealthy people with emergency necklaces, so they can call for assistance if they get lost in one of their many bathrooms.

Donations also fund search and rescue parties, who supply the rich with all the basic essentials – including massage – to help them cope with their large purchases.

Best of all, supporting the charity won't break your rather large budget.

"For just the cost of two dozen oysters per day, you can transform the lives of the one per cent," says the presenter.

Now that sounds like a worthy cause.

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Funny: Won't someone think of the wealthy? Charity helps rich people lost at home

Funny: Won't someone think of the wealthy? Charity helps rich people lost at home

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