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 |  Subject: Funny: If Men Were More Like Feminists  Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:11 pm | |
| If men were more like feminists, Anarcho-Capitalism would be the dominant political system, after being ushered in via decades of pressure at all levels of academia, media. and government.
If men were more like feminists, there would be a vast network of federally-funded “men’s shelters”, where men were encouraged to seek refuge from overbearing, stress-inducing wives.
If men were like feminists, strip clubs would not just feature beautiful women dancing on poles. They would be sued and forced to feature male dancers at least half the time, even if there were no market for the male dancers.
If men were like feminists, a consruction laborer’s salary would be equal to that of a school teacher, because men’s work is equally important as women’s.
Currently, there are at least 50 prominent “Women’s Colleges” in the US. If men were like feminists, there would be no such thing as Women’s Colleges.
If men were like feminists, there would be national outrage over the fact that there is no male birth control pill. Billions of federal dollars would be thrown at companies to research and develop the male pill. It would be widely thought that “The Matriarchy” had deliberately suppressed research into the male pill. There would be marches all over the country protesting the fact that men are not afforded any reproductive rights.
If men were more like feminists, they would pressure the military to ensure that at least 50% of combat positions were filled by females.
If men were more like feminists, there would be federal mandates so that professions such as nursing, child care, and teaching were at least 50% male. Until that goal was reached, women would be accused of being discrimanatory. Men would lament the difficulty of breaking into the “Old Girl’s Club”, when trying to get a job in academia, medicine, or childhood development.
If men were more like feminists, there would be no Hooters Restaurants. They would be forced out of business over a requirement that 50% of the waitstaff be men in hotpants.
If men were like feminists, billions in federal funds would be set aside to study the disturbing “problem” of why boys don’t seem interested in playing with dolls, ballet dancing, or cheerleading.
If men were more like feminists, they would not rest until the incarceration rate in the nation’s prison system reflected gender parity.
If men were more like feminists, they would look at fields such as mining, agriculture, ranching, logging, and commercial fishing, and spend billions of dollars trying to address the obvious gender inequality in those industries, where males are vastly overrepresented in jobs that are dangerous, dirty, or difficult.
If men were more like feminists, alimony would not exist, and custody issues would be decided solely on the financial status of each parent.
If men were more like feminists, any organization devoted to girls or women would be accused of existing solely to exclude and oppress males. Lawsuits would force these groups to admit male members, rendering them pointless.
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