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| Subject: Funny: 6 Filthy Jokes You Won't Believe Are from the Bible Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:53 am | |
| Statistically speaking, about 80 percent of you are either Christian or Jewish, and about 80 percent of you haven't read the Bible. That probably explains why the book has a reputation for being some nice stories about how you should stop cursing and/or masturbating.
In reality, the Bible is full of unbelievably dirty stories and one-liners about dongs, butts, and so, so much poop, many of which were censored out of the English version. That's right -- people couldn't resist toning things down even when translating the freaking Bible. But when you go back to the original text, you find things like ...
http://www.cracked.com/article_20694_6-filthy-jokes-you-wont-believe-are-from-bible.html?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=feature_module |
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