Statist slut: Kate Middleton’s Tits! What Tit’s?

Personally, I cannot see what all the fuss is over when it comes down to the photo’s of the topless Duchess of Cambridge. They are hardly top draw porn and to be honest, in most of them the bird pictured, could be anyone.

As for Kate and Willie’s mock outrage? C’mon, get real… The Anti-Christ… Sorry, I meant to say Prince William, has been around the Paparazzi all his life. If he doesn’t know how they operate and what they are capable of by now, then I’m sorry to say that the ‘Tim Nice But Dim’ look-a-like, never will.