The life of birds of a different feather

Subject: The life of birds of a different feather Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:39 pm

IN A mix-up, the naturalist David Attenborough is accidentally sent to the set of Closing The Ring II, the film of his director brother Richard. This is what happens:

David Attenborough slowly creeps up toward the set. As a camera follows him closely. Attenborough sneaks towards the lead actress, a buxom blonde who is abusing a low-paid minion.

Attenborough (in narration voice): "And here we have a magnificent sight - the greater red-breasted honeysucker. The female of the species is known to be aggressive when she is near her nest." The actress throws a scalding hot cup of coffee into the minion's face, screaming "You call this hot?"

"Look at that beautiful plumage." The actress suddenly spots Attenborough and flies towards him. "There is nothing more fearsome than a honeysucker on the war path. Just look at Liza Minnelli. Fortunately, the safest way to deal with her is to throw gossip magazines featuring the honeysucker in front of her." Attenborough throws some OK!, Vanity Fair and In Style magazines in front of her. The actress pauses, then picks them up with delight.

LNK

The life of birds of a different feather

The life of birds of a different feather

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