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Location : Wasted Space Job/hobbies : Cayman Islands Actuary
| Subject: Joke about a stupid Ozzie Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:52 pm | |
| A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne and when drink orders were taken, the Aussie asked for a rum and Coke, which was placed before him.
The attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, ''I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.''
The Aussie handed back his drink and said: ''Me too. I didn't know we had a choice.'' |
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