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If you suspect your significant other is inviting someone else into your bedroom, there are a few ways you could go about finding out the truth. You could sit down with your partner and have an adult conversation. You could sign up for a TV show and out them publicly, Jerry Springer-style (Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!). Or you could invest in a Smarttress​ – a mattress innovation otherwise described as the “Lover Detection System”.

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The Smarttess has 24 ultrasonic sensor springs that create a 3D map of your bed. These maps are shared via a Smartphone app, which notifies you of the impacts per minute, frequency, time of use, duration, speed and other data. The app will send you a notification when it detects “suspicious movement”.

Spanish manufacturer Durmet claims it is “the very first mattress that makes your body relax by night and your mind by day, when you’re not at home”.

http://www.domain.com.au/news/smart-mattress-will-tell-you-if-your-partner-is-cheating-20160419-go9ke9/
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